Sunday, February 2, 2014

Record XVI: Slendy and Shadow

 It's too hard to fabricate the sense of in-the-moment since this happened a while ago (not really, just a few weeks), so I'll use something like, "I walked into the store" and such phrases.

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"What are you doing here, again?" I asked the proxie - at least, that's what I believed him to be.

"I am here to stop Transgression (lights a pipe where his mouth should be ) Like the rest of you. And don't worry Shadow, Red Death won't be here...because Red Death has joined sides with Transgression. I'm not killed that easily.(blows smoke out of where his mouth should be) I wish she had, though. I felt refreshed after my first rebirth in 1599...made me feel better after being rejected by that lovely peasant girl."

"I see. Is it just us?" Oculus asked.

"NOT QUITE!" A man jumps down, nearly slashing off my arm and (slightly ironically) one of Mister Oculus's eyes. What was the deal with all these fears, jumping around and making over-dramatic entrances and exits?

"Ra- BUT YOU VOTED FOR HER TO BE RELEASED!" Pestilence say, fury obvious in his tone.

"Yeah! I wanted to chases her down for fun!" The man says. Most likely Abhorrence, one of the fears that I know about, and slightly idolize.

"F-F-F-F-F-FUN?" Pestilence practically yells. Abhorrence nods, smiling.

"Well, we should probably get some rest," Oculus says, trying to mediate again.

"We don't need sleep...we're fears," The proxie says. Maybe it is actually Slenderman, not Slenderman speaking through a figure.

"Well I don't know what--" Oculus says, slightly shocked. The way he fakes things disgusted me, like that of two centuries ago.

"Mister O...we know you don't sleep. You just like being by Iris," Zach said, smiling evily.

"...I see..." Oculus said.

"Well I'd hope you see, 'cause YOU'RE THE EYE!" Abhorrence said, laughing at his own joke. After a few awkward seconds, he stops laughing. It was a pretty good pun in my opinion, but that's all it is: My opinion.

Might as well break the silence. "A viable, if somewhat lame, attempt at foolery." I said.

Atmos walked in the room, looking around. "A fear party is going on, eh?" He said.

"PARTY!" Abhorrence yells.

"...this is not a party," Slendy said. I started calling him that because of his lengthy name.

"By the way, I need to tell you all something IF YOU'LL JUST SHUT UP!" Shadow yelled.

"Huh? Um, okay," Iris said.

Pestilence spoke, slightly annoyed, "I'm listening..."

"I hope you are aware of the archive, the blind man's 'little cult,'" Shadow said.

"The Blind man says he's staying neutral in this conflict," Sirius says. Too many fears! I thought to myself.

"Eh, that's like him. Just wants to record what happens," Oculus says.

Iris turns to Shadow and says, "What is it?"

"Well, a few years ago, a door from another universe opened in the empty city letting two beings to enter our universe," Shadow began. "Both had ties to the archive. The blind man sent a retrieval team to gain possession of these said beings. One one was recovered, and he has amnesia. He said his name was Ghost, and that he works for the archive. When asked about the other being, he said the it was a still an 'in progress experiment' of his universe's archive (yeah, we explained the door) to give birth to a new fear." Shadow toke a breath.

"She was injected with Nightlander DNA and she became pregnant almost instantly. The Nightlanders helped her escape and Ghost was sent after her. Apparently the blind man has predicted that she'll give birth in a mater of weeks," Shadow concluded.

Malim, who was probably thinking, finally burst, "And what if we DON'T want to shut up, eh? WHAD'YA GONNA DO 'BOUT THAT? HMM?"

"You sir, are slow in the head," Shadow said.

"And you sir, are a big [I'll remove this for 'ya]" I said

"You two BOTH need to learn to shut up," Iris says, covering Shadow's and Malim's mouth, mine being spared, with Zilvra.

Malim spat out the Zilvra, some fire-like liquid, and some gravel, and said, "I may or may not need to learn that girly, as that is MY choice."

Atmos, being ever-so-handy with his hand, takes out his knife and slits his hand, releasing a gold dust that settles in Malim's mouth, silencing it.

"Yes iris. anyways, back to the problem at hand," Shadow says, wiping off the Zilvra. "The subject 's name was Neomaria. And the "New Fear" could be very powerful, so if we might convince it to fight on our side, we could defeat the Enemy."

"A new fear being born from a human is highly unlikely....most of the time a new fear is just a rebirth of another fear who was destroyed. Of course...it's still possible." When did Zach become so knowledgeable? Then again, he is pretty old.


"Acording from what we can piece together from Ghost's memories, there are a few fears that don't exist in our universe, so she could give birth to some of them," Shadow replied.

"...universe? Whaty? Are we in a comic book?" Zach said.


"What's this about a theruni verse?" Iris said, confused.

"You humans aren't supposed to know that!" Sirius says. Pfft, so much for mister 'I don't keep secrets!'

"It is a secret to everyone," Abhorrence said, eying Sirius.

"The Blind Man tells his servants far too much..." Oculus said.

Okay, I'll spare you of Shadow's odd explanation consisting of Quantum Physics, Dimensional Bleeding, and Nuclear Cheesebombs. Oh yeah, Shadow and Iris are brother and sister (respectively, though I probably didn't need to say that)... O_O

I was told by Iris that Malim is freaking crazy, as he slammed me with Oculus's cane, after knowing its great slam potential. Then Shadow is just as much as crazy, even more after slamming Malim with Oculus's cane, who was greatly offended by the abusive behavior towards his cane.

Well, I'll leave Shadow to do the rest... Sorry folks! You'll have to bear with his bad spelling!